Dreams of Grandeur

I used to have dreams of grandeur. 

And when I say "dreams of grandeur," I'm talking a two-decade-long love affair with stardom.

It all started when I was a wee lass of 5 or 6 and got to be on a seesaw with a big red bow in the Neiman Marcus Children's Christmas catalog. From there, I skyrocketed to elementary-school fame...

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Why Doing is Overrated

Written by Elissa Romines

I have tried really hard to be a normal, productive person.

I went to college (Woo Pig Sooie!) and earned a Master's Degree in Speech-Language Pathology. My resume is loaded with service projects and hours of committee-ing it up. I have spent months working with inner-city kids and have rallied man, woman, and child around anyone with a pulse and a need.

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